The golden question: Should I buy a Purple Label Suit, or should my kids get a College education? Difficult right? Unfortunately (for my future children), I think I know which way I'm leaning. Suit up!
Kids, stop your whining. The only education I got was in the trenches of Vietnam!
In all seriousness, how great would it feel to walk into the office in one of these babies, yank that promotion from your boss' quaking hands, as co-workers and secretaries alike stare at you in awe and reverence. Anyone who has not had this daydream has simply never taken the time to obsess over Purple Label.
Also, how depressed and self conscious do you feel after seeing that Purple Label ad? Where the model, groomed to perfection, steps out of his vintage car in an impeccable three piece suit. Does anyone actually dress like that in the car? I can't seem to imagine my neighbor crammed into his Volvo swathed in a Purple Label suit, while drinking a crushed can of Diet Pepsi. How would this exchange go?
" Dad, I don't feel too good. I think I'm going to be sick!"
"Not now Timmy, I'm wearing my Purple Label, god dang it!"
This has gone on for too long.
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